Drunk and Injured
Car Crash Limerick
There once were three friends in a car
They were on their way home from the bar
Then the wheels lost their grip
The car started to slip
Whilst the speakers played Kendrick Lamar
Sprained Ankle Limerick
Down those steep stairs I stepped
With my gait gone unchecked
So I stepped without fear
Broke my heart (spilled my beer)
And I proved that my ankle’s inept